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[14 Aug 2003|07:34pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Hey guys,

I've thought about this for a while, and I've decided to put Renee up for adoption. OOC I'm entering my sophmore year in college, and I'm trying to ace it.

I've really enjoyed being here, and meeting everyone...you all are seriously terrific. I've always regarded Renee as a bit of a flake, so I played her in that area, therefore, pushing some buttons. (hah, sorry Gale)

I'll really miss y'all, Milla, Ewan, Dom, Depp, Lucy, Rachel, Cat, EVERYONE. I wont miss you Nicole, I see you every day [hah]

I'll be putting her up for adoption soon, so if you know anyone who might be interested, definitly encourage them to adopt!

Love,

Storm [aka Ren]

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[28 Jul 2003|07:18pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Ewan,

Honestly, I dont know why I insisted on using a locked post. So if you freaked out, you did it for nothing =) I decided not to lock it.

I just wanted to ask you to tell gale I'm sorry for royally pissing him off. I really didnt mean to and I think I was like...high. I've been ultra-cautious around you as not to piss him off even more.

Well thats it! Urm... Take care kid!

yupp,

Renee

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[28 Jul 2003|05:37pm]
[ mood | restless ]

I Love Love Love Love LOVE you Nicole! You're the sexiest, sweetest, nicest, smartest, beshtesht lady in the world.

On subjects other than my darling Nicole, I'm utterly and hoplessly confused. Who's my friend? Who's not? Am I acting too happy? Am I being too dull? What should I have for dinner? Why cant I even boil water without setting the kitchen on fire?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

Ah sexy depp it's bout time you got here. <333 Nikki was like just talking how we need you and Mark Mcgrath. -checks off list- One down, one to go. WOOHOO!

I need to go out and have some fun...anyone want to go tonight? Tell me!

Oh and Dom, I really do hate seeing you sad...You're such a terrific guy.

<3333

Ren

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[27 Jul 2003|11:13am]
[ mood | moody ]

-sigh- My computer's being a bloody ass and wont let me get to Dom's LJ. So, if anyone wants to be a doll and tell me why he's so down...NO, dont do it, I'm curious, but doooont tellll mehhhh. If he wants me to know he'll tell me himself, and maybe he DOESNT want me to know. -stares around defiantly, wild eyed- Yes that's the game plan...-coughs-


I'm going back to my last entry. Numero Uno on the things that suck list couldnt be more true. I always say oh wow, these are my friends, they kick rhino ass, but it still feels like I'm just the silly little one they talk to if they have time on their hands. The only one who doesnt make me feel like this is Nicole...and thats because she's a bigger loser than I am...(haha only joking) (oh and OOC: we are NOT the same person! we're friends)
But all my other (can I really call them FRIENDS?) friends seem...much...I dont know the word...well the point is sometimes I think I dont really have FRIENDS just people who are incredibly nice to me...maybe because they're sorry for me?

Oh dear lord, I'm SOO melodramatic.

<3,

Ren

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[26 Jul 2003|05:53pm]
5 Things That Just Plain Suck

1.Knowing you'll always come second best with certain people...heck not even second, more like ninth, tenth, or sixth if I'm lucky.

2.Having friends but not being able to tell them how you're really feeling in fear they might laugh or call you overdone.

3.That all my kisses come from Directors orders, Nicole, and the kitties

4.Wanting something so incredibly badly but knowing you can never have it

5. Doms striptease

5 Things That Just Plain Rock

1.Being so happy you cry

2.When my friends are so happy they could cry

3. Cuddling with Trick and Chris

4. Sex

5. Dom's striptease (ok it was hot, I admit it whoooo)


I love you Nicole :-* Dont ever change
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[25 Jul 2003|08:12pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

-sighhhhh- I'm updating AGAIN...why? Because I'm stuck with my brother, his wife, his baby, and his inlaws. Sure, little junior's simply cute as a button, but he can only gurgle 100 times before it gets old. I wish Milla, Lucy, or Ewan was on...Dom's on but he's had an away message on for HOURS...(more like one hour, but screw that) My dear darling Nicole Kidman is back. Ewan, go scare her and everyone else welcome her ass!

Lucy signed on got home. I think i'll call her.

<333,

Renee, *RaE*, Ren.

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[25 Jul 2003|03:53pm]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

A few days ago if you told me I'd envy Brittany Hargest in any way, shape, or form I would've told you you were crackers. I'm NOT saying I do...urm but she DOES seem happy even if she has a (stupid) boyband boyfriend and is hated by like everyone. -shrug-

If anyone wants me to make a graphic of them I'll try...why? Because I'm bored and I love y'all.

-Ren

Fact of Life: You cannot stay gloomy around Dom

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[25 Jul 2003|02:33pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats
Diamond rings
Dont mean a thing
All I care about is love
That's what I'm here for.

I dont care for wearing silk cravets
Ruby Studs, Satin Spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
(all I care about is loooove)

I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is love

I don't care for drivin' Packard cars
Or smoking long buck cigars
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin', on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about is love

It may sound odd
But all I care about is love

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[25 Jul 2003|02:12pm]
[ mood | blank ]

whew...Drama, Drama, Drama.

Heres a few words to describe me: Maudlin, Melancholy, Moody, Over-doer (dont get picky with me), overly flirty.

Here's a few things I have: a Mercurial tempermant, drastic mood-swings, a tendency to carry a joke too far, and oversensitive moments.

Here's a few facts about me:

1)I have VERY VERY VERY drastic mood swings. I can be all perky-syrupy-sweetness one moment and sobbing uncontrollably the next. I know that might be a bit irking.

2) I carry jokes waaaay waaay waaaaay too far. I also flirt with anything that moves. It's a habit, it's already offended three people, and I'm trying to tone it down a bit lot.

3) I desparatly try to please everyone, but unfourtunatly that doesnt always work. I've already got two people who think I'm a slag and one who wants to saw...ok I'm not going into that.

4) I'M OKAY NOW. I'm really fine. I had a wonderful day yesterday and didnt think about any of you guys or my problems with you. I just shopped and drank frapps. Ewan, I dont need an invite. It wont kill me not to come. Sure, I luv you, but if Gale doesnt want me there, I will survive. -tries not to break into song-

Thats all. I'm TRULY okay now, and I actually learned a bit off of this. like I'm wayyy overdone, overperky, and that I hate Dreamstreet. Very Much.

-Ren

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[24 Jul 2003|10:42am]
[ mood | Anguished, Guilty, Depressed ]

I feel so incredibly horrible. Maybe I'm just oversensitive. I dont think you'll hear from me until tomorow, even if I get home early.


Cellophane
Mr.Cellophane
Should I
Bend my name
Mr.Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there.

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[24 Jul 2003|10:06am]
[ mood | ditzy ]

Well my niece's game went just terrific yesterday. They played an obnoxious travel team and kicked their bloody asses. I know Milla's probably wondering why I didnt show up last night. Why? Because I'm a coward of the worst sort. And he's a disgusting, disgusting person. And I was bloody tired.

Oh and I found a name for our hobbit obsession. "HOBSESSION" Haha, dontcha just love that???

It's 10:09 AM right now, and I will be going shopping at this HUGE mall about an hour away from here with my girly friend Rachel. I will be gone most of the day, probably wont be back till after 6:00 PM. Wish I could take you Dom. ;D

<33333333,

Renee

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
my hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose.

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[23 Jul 2003|07:35pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I've really got to run...niece's basketball game (little kids fumbling for an orange ball...so cute!) So this post will be very short.

First off, I know some people here have a problem with Milla, Ewan, Dom, etc. To all of them: SCREW YOU. Y'all know who you are. Dont tell me ANYMORE shit about them. They're terrific people and hella more interesting than you. Im not telling you to like them. I'm telling you to leave ME alone about liking them. I luff em, they're awesome, you cant change that no matter what you say.

Milla-Kickass...okok she's a bit controversial, but still totally great and a real sweet<3.

Dom- SEXAY!!! We've gotta go shopping. Come back to L.AAAAA!

Ewan- Again, controversial. He's very deranged and I <3 that about him. He's different.

Gale - dont know you too well but we've gotta get started on them Ewan clones.

Yes I luff these people. And Cat. And Eliza. And Katie, Matt, Cameron, EMMA <3, Lucy, Elijah, Chris, Rachel, Tara, EVERYONE who's been so sweet to me since I've joined. <3333333 x 100000 squared.

Luv,

*RaE*

Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

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[23 Jul 2003|03:07pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

'lo all. -yawn- another day of staying up late alone, and sleeping till twelve. Guess what? I actually made my own breakfast today. Microwave Blueberry pancakes. -grin- they were good...a little burnt, but that's fine. My hobbit obsession is getting weird...haha, I half threatened to rape one of em. I see why my father always said women should be locked up when they're sixteen and not let out until they're forty. I'll probably update later today because I'm just like that.

:-*

<3,

Renee

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[22 Jul 2003|08:19pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

WHICH IS BETTER:
1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke alllll the way
2. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite...'specially remix
3. Girls or Guys: Girls to chill wit, Guys to luv XD
4. Flowers or Candy: G-O-D-I-V-A
5. Pants or Shorts: Straight legged jeans, terry shorts.

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1: What do you notice first: As cliche as it is..EYES
2. Last person you slow danced with: Trick :/
3. Worst Question To Ask: Whats your cup size? *eye roll*

THE LAST TIME YOU...
1. Showered: this morning
2. Had Sex: psshhh seems like a goddamn millenium!

WHAT IS...
1. Best Thing That Has Happened: Getting the chance to act
2. Color: Princess Blue
3. Movie: So many incredible movies, The Pianist, Lord of The rings, Signs, and how to lose a guy in 10 days is priceless too.
4.Cars: Diddy's new car <33333
5. Season: Summer...I love wearing as little clothes as possible...LOL not the way it sounds ;D
6. Breakfast Food: Scrambled Eggs..or Sunny Side Up...

WHO:
1. Makes you laugh the most: Milla
2. Makes you smile: Emma Watson <3 she's adorable
3. Can make you feel better no matter what: Chris + Trick
4. Has A Crush On You: If someone does, I'm clueless
5. Do You Have A Crush On Someone:nahh...Elijah and Orli are gorgeous though.

HAVE YOU:
1. Fallen for your best friend?: no as all my closest buddies are of the female species
2. Been rejected: -grumbles-
3. Been in lust?: *Rowrrrr* LOL
4. Cheated on someone?: I'd never have the balls
5. Been kissed?: yeah, I'm sure I did, maybe in high school. Last On Screen Kiss: Ewan

Sorry for not cut-tagging. And also this is my last update til tomorrow...dont miss me too much (haha)

Luv,

Renee

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[22 Jul 2003|02:50pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

-squeals random nonsense about Elijah Wood and Taye Diggs-

-laughs- Now that I've got that out of my system...hey can I really help it? Taye is cool, we worked on Chicago together, and Elijah....-screams- THOSE EYEZ!!!!! -gabbles on like a twelve year old fan- He seems really nice too, I'd love to get to know him!

Haha...I know...three updates in one day...I guess I'll have to stick a label on my forehead that says "UPDATE WHORE". As well as a whore of the update nature, I've also become a big commenter...so I guess that makes me a Commdate whore -snickers- I love comment whores <3

Well...I'm probably going to go out and get lunch...I'm STILL too damn lazy to cook. A french onion soup sounds great...yeah that settles it, I'm off like a dress on prom night!

Luv y'all,

Renee

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[22 Jul 2003|01:21pm]
[ mood | moody ]

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*yawwwn* [22 Jul 2003|11:16am]
[ mood | lonely ]

time; 11:17 AM
wearing; white bra + slimmish jeans...trying to decide on shirt
listening; Your Song-Nicole Kidman + Ewan Mcgregor (Moulin Rouge soundtrack)
eating; finished a black plum.
talking to; Chris + Trick..the only men in my life :-P
upside; I'm feeling optomistic
downside; Im a tad lonely...no one to talk to but my kitties


Gosh...I'm such a lazy bitch. I sleep for 11 hours and I still want more rest. I'm even too lazy to cook so I'm going to head out to IHOP for some pancakes and eggs.

Meeeeoooowwww....I decided on names for the kitties. I'm going with The sexy elfin king's suggestions. Meet Chris and Trick. Prowrrrrrr...

I commented on someones journal to complain I never get laid...wtf was that about? Why did I do that??? -laughs- I get a little over-spontaneous sometimes.

Well, my stomach's a'grumblin so I better be off. LOADS of Renee Luv for ALL!

-Renee

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Guess who's back! [21 Jul 2003|08:41pm]
Wow, Ashley Olsen was right, first posts ARE pretty difficult (((Just adopted the journal)),so I've decided to say three things about myself...

1. I've been reading Britney's journal for so long and she still has no idea I exsist. Hehe, not her fault, I've been too much of a wallflower to comment :-P

2. Ewan McGregor (my gorgeous co-star in "Down for Love") Is so incredibly sexay :-* He's tons of fun too!

3. I cant wait to meet everyone here! They're all so kickass! Dont be afraid to comment, I LOVE getting comments!

Well I've got to eat so bye!
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[11 Jul 2003|10:29am]
[I don't have time to do this anymore :-( I am sorry! I will miss ya'all lots and lots!!!]
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[30 Jun 2003|01:55pm]
Eep. I died.*laughs a little* Anyways, I hung out with Rachel the other day. We went and got coffee from Starbucks. We went back to her place to watch movies, after the movie we got bored and decided to go to the mall.*laughs* we spent most of our time walking back and forth to the car. First I forgot my wallet. Then we go back inside, and realize we left Rachels purse in the car. So we went back outside grabbed her purse. So then we were able to shop. I bought two kittens!!
my new kittens, help me name them! )
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